The Aw Yeah! page is updated once a week and contains material that is far to experimental or unstable for the more normal confines of The Toilet Paper. This week's edition of Aw Yeah! is....
FIRST DIARY ENTRY IN MY NEW COMPUTERDear diary,
[Hello, Im a happy paperclip. It looks like youre writing a letter. Would you like help?]
Jesus diary, it seems that Microsoft wont even let me alone to write to you, although Id very much like to have a moment of privacy. Heres what I did yesterday
Well, messed around with the preferences and got rid all of the stupid autoformatting, diary. But apparently the word autoformatting doesnt exist because they keep throwing red lines underneath the word. Ahhhhhh! Those red lines are eating into my brain. I know I spelled, "Ahhhhhh!" wrong, you fucking Microsoft people, I dont care. And I thought I told you to let me write my Is in lower case. DAMN IT, DIARY, MAKE THEM LEAVE ME ALONE!
(back again, went and pounded against a wall for a minute or two. Feeling a little bit better.) So anyway, yesterday was really really relaxing. Diary, explain something to me. Why do those BASTARDS insist on telling me when I write the word "really" two times in a row. Im tense diary. I AM TENSE! .sorry, Im going to get a piece of paper. Well continue this in another setting.
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