The Aw Yeah! page is updated once a week and contains material that is far too experimental or unstable for the more normal confines of The Toilet Paper. This week's edition of Aw Yeah! is....
All the best domain names and whos got em. Note: You wont be able to visit all of these addresses; many of them are just reserved as their owners patiently bide their time before unveiling them to the world
www.x.com Weinstein & DePaolis of Scotts Valley, CA. Reserved on April 2, 1993, ie. Five years ago. Not only did these guys have the foresight to reserve the simplest name on the net, but they saved us from some idiot, marketing bastard writing "X MARKS THE SPOT!!!" all over the stupid page.
www.jesus.com Second Coming Multimedia Publications of Arlington, VA
www.allah.com Mosque of the Internet of Tesuque, NM
www.billclinton.com Cortrade International of Huntington Beach, CA.
www.lint.com Logical Internet Technology of Sandy, UT - Damn these guys are cool.
www.dirt.com American Dirt Network of Santa Fe, NM Damn these guys are not.
www.bellybutton.com Prodomains of Terral, OK. See the concept here is a few jerks realized that even though they were stuck in Terral, Oklahoma, they could still buy up lots of cool names and hold them ransom. What really irks me is one of these companies got www.joe.com. Bastards!
www.whatever.com DomainMarketing of Redwood City, CA. Same URLnapping, ransom thing again. Whatever. I feel like Ive been raped.
www.raped.com National A-1 Advertising of Philadelphia, PA (the city of brotherly love.) Attention all congresspeople. Someone up on the Hill needs to introduce legislation barring any company with "A-1" in their name from incorporating. They just dont do things that make sense.
www.microsoft.com Still available!
www.antichrist.com Microsoft Corporation of Redmond, WA. (So that was obviously just an unfunny, cheap joke. WWW.microsoft.com really belongs to Satan of The Underworld. Also, www.antichrist.com goes to Interchrist of Des Moines, IA)
Interestingly enough, www.radicalextremistconspiracygroup.com also hails from Des Moines. Whats going on out there anyway?
(Note: This web address does not actually exist because the people who wanted it were too dum (sic) to spell it correctly. www.antichrist.com, however, does exist, and will continue to exist until the year 2000 when all hell breaks loose.)
http://prop1.org/protest/elijah/nature.htm Some dude we met this weekend who hasnt worn shoes since 1981, a shirt since 1982 and pants since 1983 (he wears a loincloth). You cant really hold it against him for having a shitty URL if hes been naked for 15 years.
www.thetp.com/ypyramid.htm - Yes, as a matter of fact The Toilet Paper does sponsor the messiah's website. Sort of. See, I (I being Joe, TP Editor in Chief, not the I as in "I, God" or anything) met Wayne on the beach in Venice, CA. Wayne believes, perhaps rightly, perhaps not, that he is the conduit of the Lord's message. He shows up every day to speak to the people. He's so sincere that I decided to give him a website. The messiah can be contacted through me - mailto:email@example.com
www.shiitemuslim.com Attention Shiite Muslims, theres still time to grab your domain name! (Act fast because the NameShop Corporation of Lake Mary, FL already nabbed www.shiite.com.
www.loser.com Winners and Losers of Columbia, SC. When you visit this page youre informed that, "Youve finally found your home on the internet loser.com." How cute.
www.love.com Salzinger Marketing Inc. of Vienna VA. Figures.
www.orgasm.com - Creative Media Productions of Budapest, Hungary. Why Budapest? We dont know.Sorry Hitler Fans, you didnt act fast enough:
www.adolfhitler.com Signet Photo Publishing of Colchester, Essex England. (Created the day before Christmas)
www.hilter.com Net Marketing of Montreal, Quebec
www.hitleryouth.com Bruce M. Waldack of Alexandria, VA. Question, Bruce, why didn't you register this domain under some bogus corporate name? Honestly, that was stupid.
www.meinkampf.com Mein Kampf Info of Stockholm, SE (I suppose thats how one abbreviates Sweden learn something new every day).
www.finalsolution.com DMA Digital Solutions of Newark, DE. (Think these guys made the connection?)
www.hitlerisadork.com Act now! Still available.
www.jew.com Jewish Communications Network of New York, NY. That was a smart defensive move, Id say.Censorship On The Net?
www.fuck.com, www.fuckme.com, www.fuckit.com. Interestingly enough, none of these domains are taken. Not like pornography is a driving force behind the internet or anything silly like that. Not like these names are memorable. Not like 80% of the wired population, at some point in their miserable, boring lives will be compelled by forces beyond their control to type www.fuck.com. Hmmm.
www.shit.com Globecom Inc. of New York, NY. In all fairness, we do have to point out that www.shit.com does exist. Once again hijacked by a lame domain stealer. Sigh.
www.toiletpaper.com Procter & Gamble of Cincinnati, OH. (Bastards beat us to it.)
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