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GET YOUR VERY OWN FAKTOID
MAILED TO YOUR E-MAIL ACCOUNT DAILY!

"No" you shriek.  "It can't be true! Can it?"

Well, it is.  You too can receive a Faktoid mailed out daily simply by clicking here and sending off the resulting e-mail from the subscribing account. 

"Wait a minute," you say skeptically.  "Aren't  Faktoids those things that are total b.s., not a 'fact' but a 'fake'." 

Yes, Faktoids differ significantly from Factoids.  They are WORTHLESS.  They are STUPID.  They WASTE YOUR TIME.  But you love them. 

"I want to see some Faktoids before I continue."

Okay, but remember, these utterly useless conglomerations of words have absolutely no basis in reality:

  • People who write in a diary at least one hour a day live an average of 16 months longer than those that do not keep a diary. Unfortunately, if those same people keep a diary from the age of 12 to age 72, they lose 2.5 years of their lives to monotonous diary writing.
    (Feel free to check our math).
  • Aluminum siding is lighter and more durable than wood paneling. It’s also more durable than cotton, but it chaffs.
  • Illiterate people will most likely not enjoy this Faktoid.

Well, if you're foolish enough to join at this point, do so by clicking here and sending off the resulting e-mail from the subscribing account.  You can always get off the list.  You certainly will.  Remember, Faktoids really really suck.

[One word of caution - not only are your Faktoids stupid,  but they aren't even mailed out regularly, so although they're "daily", this is just another Faktoid.]

 

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