YOUR VERY OWN FAKTOID
"No" you shriek. "It can't be true! Can it?"
Well, it is. You too can receive a Faktoid mailed out daily simply by clicking here and sending off the resulting e-mail from the subscribing account.
"Wait a minute," you say skeptically. "Aren't Faktoids those things that are total b.s., not a 'fact' but a 'fake'."
Yes, Faktoids differ significantly from Factoids. They are WORTHLESS. They are STUPID. They WASTE YOUR TIME. But you love them.
"I want to see some Faktoids before I continue."
Okay, but remember, these utterly useless conglomerations of words have absolutely no basis in reality:
Well, if you're foolish enough to join at this point, do so by clicking here and sending off the resulting e-mail from the subscribing account. You can always get off the list. You certainly will. Remember, Faktoids really really suck.
[One word of caution - not only are your Faktoids stupid, but they aren't even mailed out regularly, so although they're "daily", this is just another Faktoid.]