TOILET PAPER POLL:
You voted no.
If you are a devoted TP reader, you were probably expecting to read something along the lines of, "Well too bad you poor sap, you just took a stupid poll." Sure we love irony, but stronger than our love of irony is our hate of predictability. For this reason, you won't read anything even remotely related to, "You stupid bastard, why the hell did you click on anything?!" At any rate, people agreed with you:
Shall we continue with another worthless poll?
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