TOILET PAPER POLL:
You answered, "No."
You bastard. You couldn't even let him down easy with a "maybe" or a "probably not, but who knows with these things." No, you had to give a definitive and unwavering "NO!". I'm surprised you didn't put it in bold. Where is your compassion, man?! Oh well, that was probably an abuse of the polling institution anyway, but we have that freedom around here. Well, we've many more questions to ask so let's not dally.
The Goo Goo Dolls claim in their hit song Iris,
Do you think this is a good deal for
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