TOILET PAPER POLL:
You answered, "Yes."
I guess that means that your name is Vardemen.
"What? What are you talking about?" (note: you just thought this.)
"Oh go read some Faulkner. William Faulkner."
"Fauk me? Fauk you!"
"Can't we all just get along?"
"Yes, but that's not the next poll question..."
Last evening the TP Editor in Chief met an engaging
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