The following is the beginning of a viral, multi-level network of TP Net, Inc. sites. The Toilet Paper (www.thetp.com) will be the ruler of the network, until a new King is crowned at the end of the first round. Don't be perturbed, there are many more sites to come, including the much ballyhooed giant hairy ass that will help surfers find things easier.

Mahirmale The TP tries futilely to catch the coattails of a fast dying fad. MahirMALE, get it? The MALE part? I KISS YOU!!!